MARTYR TO THE MORTAR CERTIFICATE! Personalized for $3 (so all can have one)

For "having endured the slings and arrows of outrageous interactions, insane hours, missed meals, late-night emergency calls for laxative deliveries..." and all the other things never fully explained in school or in the Oath of Maimonides.  Personalized and printed on parchment, ready for framing!  Order by the dozen!

The Animating Apothecary
PO Box 1325
Battle Creek MI 49016

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